I’ve been fascinated with the idea of being able to stand to pee (STP) since I first saw my brother do it as a little kid. I never thought it was something that I would ever be able to do until recently. Now, I don’t have a burning need to be able to stand at a urinal and relieve myself but I’d like to be confident that I could if I needed to. Recently, I’ve discovered many products that allow someone with female anatomy to urinate standing up and a lot of them are marketed towards the female population. These are all products that one would carry along with them in a backpack or a pocket; not something that one would keep on their body all day. I’ve tried a couple of them and they work amazingly well but they’re not as discreet and seamless as I’d like in a STP (stand to pee) device.
Here are a couple of the better ones I’ve found:
All of these options have the disadvantage that you would have to carry them in a pocket or bag and somehow stealthily slip them in to your pants, pee and then somehow dry them off without someone seeing you do that in a bathroom setting. If you also carry some toilet paper in your pocket or bag I guess it could be done at a urinal without anyone noticing.
The P Style:
This is an easy to use and pretty fool proof solution. It’s affordable at $12.00 and comes in an array of colors. The down side is that you have to stow it in a pretty large pocket in cargo pants or in a jacket pocket.
Very affordable at $12.50. It’s available in this lovely shade of lavender as well as tan. It’s made of flexible medical-grade silicone so it will fold up and slip easily into a pocket without anyone knowing it’s in there. The downside to it’s flexibility is that it’s tough to get positioned properly through your clothing and can leak if it’s gets squeezed or pinched in your zipper. Also, the spout isn’t very long and that makes it a little harder to use. This is the first one I tried and I found it challenging and didn’t use it more than a couple of times even though I was always successful with it. It was just too hard to get it in place and I got annoyed with it.
For $25.00 you get a more realistic looking STP that can roll up and stow in your pocket or your underwear. 100% flexible silicone. It’s a popular option but not fool proof without some practice due to it’s flexibility.
Personally, I enjoy packing and none of these are really very packable. I also like the idea of things serving multiple purposes. So I have been looking for a packable STP that is as realistic looking as possible. There are two great options that I’ve tried as well as a few that I haven’t out there now. New products are being introduced constantly for those of us who want to pack and pee. There are options that allow packing, peeing and playing as well. I think one of the best products currently available that does all three fairly well is…
This is a very realistic looking prosthetic. Once you move up to a true prosthetic device the price climbs dramatically. Starting at $169 I think it’s a good value. It’s made from high quality medical grade silicone and feels great. It isn’t sticky and doesn’t need to be dusted with corn starch or powder to keep it soft to the touch. It comes in sizes from 3.75 to 6.5 inches in length and a good variety of skin tones. Peecock makes some nice, affordable harnesses for their packers that function well and are fairly comfortable for all day wear for around $25/$27. Each prosthetic comes with an erection rod and they now offer pleasure kits that allow the wearer to experience sensation while being used for play either solo or with a partner. As an STP it’s definitely dependable once you practice with it. The only time I’ve had any spillage with this is when my bladder was really full and I couldn’t control the flow so it overflowed the funnel cup a bit. The trick with this STP is definitely controlling your flow of urine and making sure not to distort the flexible funnel cup. If you let it go too fast you could easily spill. Push the cup against your body too hard and it will collapse and you will spill. No one wants that!! Over all I think it’s a nice product. The one down side, besides possible spillage (which is possible with any STP) is that it comes from the factory painted to look very realistic and after just one day’s wear the color on the head of the phallus was already wearing off. Now it looks pretty weird but no one but me really sees it. Eventually, it will even out and look fine. There is a definite learning curve with the Pee-cock but it’s flexibility as a packer makes it a strong choice. As a side note, Peecock also makes some nice underwear to use for packing that double as harnesses. Personally, I prefer to use a harness so I haven’t tried any of their underwear out but I’ve heard some positive things about them. Pee-cock is made in Singapore and ships internationally so expect it to take a good 2- 3 weeks to arrive at your doorstep in a discrete brown box. They include a nice satin bag to keep all of it’s parts in as well.
The Real EZP* from Transthetics:
This is a 2-in-1 pack and pee prosthetic made of high quality prosthetics grade silicone. It sells for $195. Pricey yes, but totally worth it. I have not read one bad review about this product and I have to tell you that it works flawlessly every time. I had my doubts because the cup isn’t that large but it doesn’t spill. Ever. I used it first thing in the morning to test it out on a heavy flow and it didn’t spill a drop. The size is perfect for a discreet packing experience and you don’t need a harness. The silicone feels awesome and isn’t sticky or tacky at all. It warms up quickly and feels so comfortable in your underwear that you forget it’s there due to its light weight. The only down side for me is that I had to change the type of underwear I use. Because you can’t use a harness with this product you need to wear tight fitting briefs. I’m a boxer briefs guy but I went out and bought a few pairs of briefs to give it a try. It’s worth changing underwear styles in my opinion to use this STP. It stays in place easily and gives a realistic, yet discreet bulge. I wear loose jeans so that’s not a concern for me. Mostly I just like the feel of it being there and it gives me that feeling without being distracting. Also of note is that the EZP* does come with some painting on it but it has not worn off at all and I’ve worn it every day for a week now. Will it wear off? I guess time will tell.
The only one of these STPs that I really wouldn’t recommend is the go-girl. It’s just too flimsy and short to really be useful on a regular basis. I like wearing and using the EZP*the best but I like a lot of things about the Pee-cock as well and sometimes I really want to feel it up close and attached to me. I got the shortest one, the 3.75 inch, because I didn’t intend to use it with a partner and like a discreet packer and it definitely performs well in this capacity.
There are a plethora of packers that allow you to STP as well as ways to turn a basic $15 packer into an STP at home. People have used coffee lids, medicine spoons, soda bottles, baby bottle nipples and any number of other creative ways to pee standing up. I like having the option and find it fun to practice with now and then but usually I’m too lazy to mess with it. Since finding a couple really good products that might change now. Maybe this winter I’ll get the chance to write my name in the snow. That would be pretty cool.